[noexcuses]

I really like the headline.

[Old Sarge]

Queen Elizabeth snubs Hillary funeral

You had me going there for a second, Doug...

[outofstyle]

His success as the first man to step on the summit of Mount Everest

That statement is false. Hillary's Sherpa guide, Tinsang Norgay(?) was the fist to summit. Hillary always acknowledged this.

[Alouette]

What??? When did she die??? How did I miss the party?

Oh, not that Hillary.

[Brad’s Gramma]

:)

[Cowboy Bob]

I didn’t know Mrs. Clinton was even sick! :0)

[exit82]

Me too, doug.

What am I going to do with the open bottle of champagne now?

[PGalt]

doug, you’re bad. :)

[doug from upland]

[webschooner]

Now I’ve lit up this cigar and poured champagne and I don’t even smoke or drink. So what do I do now?

[thundrey]

The Queen is in her 80s. I think it’s a bit much to expect her to travel half-way around the world for a funeral, even if it was a close family member...

[rabidralph]

LOL! That’s a head worth saving.

[apillar]

She must of seen her latest poll numbers...

[Free Vulcan]

I’m buying the keg!

Oh, wait. Damn.

[HoosierHawk]

My money's on the queen...Elizabeth, that is.

   

[doug from upland]

[I got the rope]

Aww man...you suck.

You had me going there for minute.

[Fiddlstix]

R.I.P
Bump

[Anti-Hillary]

Oh, it’s not shrew from N.Y.? It’s her namesake that died.... Oh wait, that’s not right........... What year was Hitlary born again???

[MadelineZapeezda]

Quick, who can post the video of Bill laughing his way in to a cry?