With all the doom and gloom pushed onto us everyday by the media, I was surprised the media had not found a weird disease to frighten some with. Always bad news with these people, and proved myself right, when I found a disease right of the bat. So Northern California, watch out!
Doom and gloom is a disease with these media people. However, there is nothing really funny about any disease, so would not wish to offend anyone growing tree roots out of their extremities. It was just an attempt at "satire but reality".
Moral of the story is: There is always someone out there worse off than we are.
Ah yes. Of course. I take the ‘Doom-n-Gloom(r)’ and the ‘We’re Dooooomed(tm)’ of the media pretty much in stride these days (ie, if the aliens actually came to concquer earth and media reported on it I wouldn’t believe it).