Chuck Norris thinks McCain too old to be president

Star Tribune.com ^ | January 20, 2008 | APRIL CASTRO

[tillacum]

Well....he never was a raving beauty...not even a raveshed one.

[Guyin4Os]

Have some gopher, Everett?

[Moonmad27]

As Peter Noone of Herman’s Hermits said recently, the bass guitar was invented for musicians who couldn’t play six-stringed instruments, and if they could they would be playing funk or weddings. (It’s a JOKE, as I had to explain quickly for all the bass players I know)

[DesScorp]

Too bad I don’t give a sh*t what Chuck Norris thinks, eh?

[Jane Austen]

I cannot believe McCain will win the nomination. He is too feeble, too liberal, too creepy, and too beholden to foreign interests. If by miracle he does win, he is a sure bet to lose the general election. Crazy McCain president? HAHAHAHAHA.

[Jane Austen]

I agree. His wife had to help him get out of the plan a few days ago, and then he walked feebly similar to Tim Conway on Carol Burnett Show.

[Jane Austen]

People age at different rates. McCain acts much older than he is.

[Shortstop7]

Good point. Silly chuck.

[broncobilly]

He would just be beating up an actor.

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Norris is only an actor because of his career as a champion fighter. But at this date, it would be an interesting fight, Norris with his hip surgeries and McCain not able to lift his arms.

[RipSawyer]

Well, you can’t blame him for trying to emulate that other Arkansas governor with the saxophone. After that why wouldn’t he think that lying and playing an instrument would do the trick? Is he biting his lip yet?

[AmericanMade1776]

DesScorp wrote: Too bad I don’t give a sh*t what Chuck Norris thinks, eh?

Who the hell is Chuck Norris anyway?

[bilhosty]

McCain has a life time conservative rating of 83%. He is not too liberal. He just stabs you in the back every once in a while. If it were not for illegals I would have only a small problem with him. As far as a loser in the Gen election if he is a loser I would think everyone else would be a loser to. This year the independent vote is king. There are normally about 35% of the population that is conservative and votes that way. Normally there is about 25% of the population that is liberal and votes that way. If the independents split any where near down the middle as they usually do the republicans should win. however, this year the independents are leaning 2-1 for the Dem’s (meaning we lose). Sorry, but right now it looks like McCain is the only winner on our side. If it were to change and say Romney started to look like a winner I would be delighted and would support him in a minute over McCain. But, it really does not look that way at all.

[bpjam]

the Huckster showed up at Chuck Norris’ ranch in a stretch white limo??? Man. Talk about being out of place. In Texas, you show up in a big@ss truck.

[aposiopetic]

Did you get the joke? Not that I did, mind you.

[RightWhale]

Yes, I play bass and am therefore beyond embarrassment.