Jeff: Women age like fine wine.
Walter: My wife ages like milk!
Walter: This morning my wife rolled out of bed, hopped on her menstrual cycle, and ran my ass over! It even makes a sound (immitating an engine "turning over") Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag (imitating a running engine revving up and shifting - you really needed to hear this, it doesn't translate that well) Biiiiiiiiiiiiith, Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch, Biiiiiiiiiiitch!