FOOD POLICE ON A RAMPAGE; and I suspect there’s much more of this to come! We’ve achieved sufficient technological advancement to do Onstar and GPS mapping we can require automated calorie intake monitoring on every citizen; those who over indulge would have their food priviledges revoked which could only be regained by hours of exercize.
Huh! And you thought they were only going after the wretched anti-social smokers!
Oh, and by the way; have you done your 60 hours of “voluntary” community service this month? If not, you’ll have to fork over 10% of your monthly income to the Community Service Bureau!
Nah, they'll just revoke your free health care. No, they wouldn't do that -- they'll put you in food-sensitivity training until you see the error of your ways.