[Picklezz]

I was there and when she yelled "Will you help me", I yelled back, "You're beyond help you wrinkled up old prune."

OK, so I lied. I wasn't there but that is what popped into my head when I read what she had said. If I had been there I'd still be there yelling "old prune".

[Scotswife]

I prefer referring to her was “Madame Mao”.
It just fits nicely.