[perfect_rovian_storm]

Just thank God they didn’t get the grecian formula. That would have been a disaster.

[TheThirdRuffian]

They did. I just stopped Here’s the longer list:

1. Computer, Dell
2. Telephone
3. 8,000 pair flip-flops, blue
4. 500 quarts Grecian formula
5. 10 quarts teeth whitner
6. Book: “How to pretend to be a conservative and look like you mean it,” well-used.