[SnakeDoctor]

>> Relevance? Ick is ick.

Between married heterosexuals — I really don’t get the “ick”.

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[Tax-chick]

Folks have different views, of course. We can be sure that the Maryland Public Schools don’t take the slightest interest in the activities of married heterosexuals.

[swain_forkbeard]

Sorry. I do.

[Mrs. Don-o]

A married man's semen belongs in his wife's birth canal, and not elsewhere.

This is not a judgement, ick-based or otherwise, against whatever kind of bedtime playfulness. That's OK. Play away. Woo woo. But the semen goes in the vagina. That's the only act that consummates a marriage, and that draws a bright line between loving union and just jerking off.