>> A married man’s semen belongs in his wife’s birth canal, and not elsewhere.
That’s pretty graphic. And — not necessarily accurate. The Biblical Song of Solomon discusses some of the very activities which were addressed in this post — and seems to carry no such requirement about the locale of the final act.
>> This is not a judgement, ick-based or otherwise, against whatever kind of bedtime playfulness. That’s OK. Play away. Woo woo. But the semen goes in the vagina.
Gladly, my lovely wholesome conservative Christian housewife disagrees.
>> That’s the only act that consummates a marriage, and that draws a bright line between loving union and just jerking off.
I would say the presence of a loving wife draws the bright line — regardless of the locale of the finale.
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Too much information, Hemorrhage!
And do you have verses from the Song of Solomon mentioning oral or anal sex? I have read it (although not to the children :-), and I don’t remember ever having that impression.
And how about two lovely Christian men?