Interesting....he’s alive after all, apparently.
So what did the letters say and who were they to? Lemme guess—
Ayman, salaam alaykum.
The American infidels are kicking our pathetic asses. Get your butt into the nearest cave before another JDAM blows the Shi’ite out of you. Plan B—play victim card and ask to speak at Columbia to gain sympathy.
P.S. If they bring teddy bears, gear up the suicide vests.
-Osama
ROFL!