[Def Conservative]

Romney: I was liberal, and I was wrong.

McCain: I’m a liberal, and you’re wrong. But I support the war, so vote for me and I can close down Guantanamo and give terrorists constitutional rights. I’m so strong on terror!

[bluebeak]

What was Romney’s pandering in Michigan? Conservatism? Where was the criticism for that from the talking heads in talk radio?

[Antoninus]

Romney: I was liberal, and I was wrong I'll say I was wrong now to get conservative votes. Then, once the election is over, I'll go back to being a liberal.

There, fixed it for you.