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1 posted on 02/06/2008 5:48:57 AM PST by harpu

2 posted on 02/06/2008 5:51:07 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)

“Morning Humor...Hillary Stops By a Primary School in New York.”

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3 posted on 02/06/2008 5:51:30 AM PST by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)

4 posted on 02/06/2008 5:56:43 AM PST by patton (cuiquam in sua arte credendum)

5 posted on 02/06/2008 5:57:39 AM PST by Kimmers

Thank you for the morning humor...;-)

6 posted on 02/06/2008 5:59:28 AM PST by EnigmaticAnomaly ("This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.")

Bad Dream..........:o)

1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States.

2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?!!!

3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate.

4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!! Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that ‘no person may be elected as president more than twice’. Bill is not being elected for a third term but is merely serving out the remainder of Hillary’s term-—all 4 years of it.

5. But wait! There’s more! The following day Bill calls a press conference to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the now-vacant office of Vice President. Guess who he picks? Why, Hillary, of course!!! So she can run for two more terms.

7 posted on 02/06/2008 6:00:52 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)

The next thing people are going to wonder is, where is Baaarack?

8 posted on 02/06/2008 6:07:55 AM PST by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)

9 posted on 02/06/2008 6:09:30 AM PST by ripley

Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job eight years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter left for college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and sometimes even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one. Signed: Abby

11 posted on 02/06/2008 6:15:22 AM PST by OB1kNOb (What a pathetic state of GOP affairs it has come to, picking a lesser evil nominee.)

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