[SolidWood]

I blame John Kerry on Tornadoes.

[Jeff Head]

This Delta Sierra is spreading nothing but Bravo Seirra.

[tflabo]

Are you sure it wasn’t the Swiftboat Vets that caused the twisters Sen. Lurch?

[austinaero]

Oh Geez, now John’s a meteorologist?

[calcowgirl]

John McCain blamed the hurricanes and “violent weather changes” on Global Warming in recent debates:

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Jan 24 debate:

I am in favor of cap-and-trade. And Joe Lieberman and I, one of my favorite Democrats and I, have proposed that it’s, and we did the same thing with acid rain. They’re doing it in Europe now, although not very well.

... But climate change, in my view, is real. It can affect states like Florida dramatically because I think it has to do with violent weather changes, as well.

But I am confident, I am confident American technology can — and the embrace of green technologies, many of the things that Rudy just talked about, and nuclear power being one of them — we can reduce these greenhouse gas emissions.

And suppose that we are wrong and there’s no such thing as climate change and we hand our kids a cleaner world.

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Jan 30 debate:

I applaud the governor’s efforts [Schwarzenegger] and that of other states in this region and other states across America to try to eliminate the greenhouse gas emissions that are causing climate change.

Now, suppose that the governor and I are wrong, and there’s no such thing as climate change. And we adopt these green technologies, of which America and the innovative skills we have and the entrepreneurship and the free market which is embodied by Senator Lieberman’s and mine cap-and-trade proposal is enacted, and there’s no such thing as climate change. Then all we’ve done is give our kids a cleaner world.

[sand88]

I am sure if some reporter put a mic in front of McCain and asked, "Do you agree with Kerry that Global Warming is causing tornado outbreaks" that the idiot McCain would say, "Yes, of course."

The Global Warming freaks like McCain will destroy our economy. Yet, the fools who vote for him, will complain once the onerous solutions are imposed. Sad.

[steel_resolve]

He should be happy - more windsurfing for him.

[Mr. Jazzy]

Global warming?

Whoa! For a second there I thought he was going to blame Bush!

[italianquaker]

I wonder if that idiot newt will agree with his buddy john

[Da Coyote]

Yup, all those physics courses that Kerry took are “seared in his mind”. If he only had a mind.

[tflabo]

And the western ski slopes benefit greatly from global warming during this scorcher of a winter ay Lurch me boy?

[arthurus]

Sen. Kerry Blames high 57 degrees, scattered showers, humidity 77% on Global Warming

[ConservativeStatement]

[rockabyebaby]

John Kerry, the gift that just keeps on giving.....

[arthurus]

Sen. Kerry Blames WalMart shares down 3% on Global Warming

[A message]

I don’t understand why warm and cold fronts can’t just get along. I suggest Senator Kerry hold a conference with weather fronts and convince the warm and cold air not to clash and cause all this upheaval.

Kerry as a liberal should know talk accomplishes everything.

[Uri’el-2012]

Could it be G-d punishing people voting for Huckabee

[Argus]

Leaving the interview, Senator Kerry (D-France) then jetted off to a ski vacation in Gstaad on his wife’s private plane, leaving a carbon footprint the size of the moon behind.

[arthurus]

Sen. Kerry Blames McCain Ahead in Delegate Count on Global Warming

[MuttTheHoople]