[2banana]

I say we nationalize his land - just like his hero Hugo does...

[Disturbin]

Yeah, I think 2,000,000 acres is “about enough.”

Then again, I’m content with my 1/3-acre.

[RexBeach]

Ted, you magnificent putz!

[Disturbin]

Just think how many illegal aliens you could fit onto that land.

[gramho12]

What an ass....

[beethovenfan]

Your acreage won’t do you any good when you’re dead, Ted.
Land rich and spiritually poor.

[knarf]

OK ... what's in Nebraska?

Coal?

Oil?

Johnny Carson's boyhood home?

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Maybe he can skip the buying land and get right to the dropping dead part.

[george76]

Acres of land holdings of Ted Turner, as of mid-September:

New Mexico: 1,105,905

Nebraska: 425,221

Montana: 153,963

South Dakota: 141,357

Kansas: 42,479

Oklahoma: 41,689

Colorado: 34,868

Florida: 29,530

South Carolina: 10,757

Arkansas: 1,323

Georgia: 537

[cizinec]

Has anyone read Tolstoy’s short story “How much land does a man need”?

In the end, he’ll get just as much land as Pahom. 6 feet from his head to his toes.

[Right Wing Assault]

I've got enough

Oh, shoot! I don't have my Capt. Obvious picture on this computer!

But it's OK for wealthy liberals to hog up resources but not for wealthy Republicans. Those are the rules.

[mpstan]

It's amazing how much land you can buy from tax payer funded agricultural subsidies.

[Cicero]

Mmmm. Buffalo burgers.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Find a reefer in his car and confiscate everything!

[Chickensoup]

I wonder what this leftist’s carbon footprint looks like.

[Squantos]

I have a ball mason jar full of dirt !

[glorgau]

Many in Nebraska's Sand Hills and Panhandle worry that Turner's land eventually will become a buffalo park, taking it off the tax rolls and shifting more of the tax burden to them.

Farmers and ranchers terrified by the prospect of paying something to the government instead of living on subsidies.