[Paco]

Well kind of...it’s worse than we thought actually. It isn’t “global warming” anymore, it’s “climate change.” And this is far worse than just global warming. Man has so messed up the environment that it’s causing what I call, “enviro-confusion” on the part of the earth. You see, the earth doesn’t know what to do now. It’s out of control! It’s going to take more effort, more money and greater control of business in order to rein this in. And this has to happen faster than we ever thought before. That 10 year window Algore spoke about, is now down to 5 years. We don’t have much time...

[LiveFreeOrDie2001]

This is all Bush’s Fault.

[Allegra]

It isn’t “global warming” anymore, it’s “climate change.” And this is far worse than just global warming. Man has so messed up the environment that it’s causing what I call, “enviro-confusion” on the part of the earth. You see, the earth doesn’t know what to do now. It’s out of control! It’s going to take more effort, more money and greater control of business in order to rein this in. And this has to happen faster than we ever thought before. That 10 year window Algore spoke about, is now down to 5 years. We don’t have much time...

OK, that does it. I'm going to quit my job, cash in my savings, max out my credit cards and go live it up in the garden spots of the world. First stop...Monaco. Then Tuscany. I'll figure out where else to go from there. Woooohooooo!!

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

You should be acting as a speech writer for politicians.