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To: CSM
Many people have deathly reactions when exposed to shellfish and yet they may want to go to seafood restaurants. We should use the force of government to eliminate this potential threat to their lives!

Don't forget loud music. That can cause damage to a person's hearing. Or country music, which can lead to depression. Or rock music, which can lead to violent outbursts or sexual promiscuity. To keep things simple, let's just prohibit everything but muzak played at a conversational volume.

And while we're at it, let's go ahead and get rid of low lighting in bars and restaurants. Anyone trying to read a menu could get eye strain, and the staff working there could suffer long-term vision damage. And any flashing lights, since that could cause seizures. Only bright, even fluorescent lighting allowed.

As for food...my God, where to begin. Let's just restrict restaurants to serving to cold tomato soup with a glass of water. But in small glasses...we don't want anyone drowning.

So, anybody up for a night of dining and drinking?

230 posted on 02/12/2008 9:10:30 AM PST by timm22 (Think critically)
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To: timm22

That truly is how things progress. The sad thing is that the folks that don’t see the progression are the same folks that are being hammerred with their own tools to get their agendas overridden. That is why I say they are more dangerous than the socialists, at least the socialists are honest about their intentions.


232 posted on 02/12/2008 9:15:54 AM PST by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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