It er, ah, couldn't possibly be my er, ah, brothah's ah, child, er ah, because his er, ah, weenie, er, ah, was only er, ah, this er, ah, big, er, ah.
My favorite wakeup breakfast at the Bloody Bucket in Hyannis
used to be this much Bushmill in a clean tumbler, and a bag
of Chips A'Hoy for dunking. I'd get so snookered
that by four o'clock the Hyannis police would escort
me to the Cumberland Farms for more cookies