I wonder if the diary had one of those little locks on it?
Obviously there was no little lock or else they’d have never been able to read it. LOL!
Dear Diary, today I went to the bathroom but forgot my water bottle. It took me forever to get the poop off my left hand by wiping it on the walls and rocks I found nearby. I had almost got it cleaned up when a cobra flew overhead and scared me so bad I fell over into my poo. But the fight goes on!