[Slapshot68]

Or otherwise known as “Insanity.”

[period end of story]

The War on Climate Terror (WOCT) can be very stressful!

[Nailbiter]

The stress is from not screaming/beating the stupid a-holes perpetrating this psuedo -science , money grab

[NewHampshireDuo]

Remember just after the 2000 election when “psychologists” in Florida were treating acute cases of BDS?

[LRS]

Sue Al Gore. Make him PROVE his statements.

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, at least there is one thing they can blame on it. Sheesh!

[littlehouse36]

Antidote for GWSS: Kill your TV, bury it in a landfill. Move on.

[RangerM]

McKitrick Center for the Especially Disturbed

Seriously, does anybody think this is as funny as I do?

Is this place in California? Maybe they could get some of that medical marijuana. That ought to immobilize them, or at least keep them running between the TV and the fridge; instead of amuck

[stayathomemom]

Dr Hyde explained, “All the classic manifestations are there. Mayor Bloomberg didn’t actually say—yet—that we should hunt down and kill those who exhale exorbitant amounts of carbon dioxide, but he implied it.”

Looks like we should ban the Olympics, and for that matter, all major sporting events where athletes might become winded.

[Hatteras]

There's a cure for that, you know....

[sauropod]

read

[napscoordinator]

Oh my Gosh!!! You have got to be kidding. What losers these folks must be. I tell you I never think about Global Warming unless I am on FR. In fact, if not for FR, I probably would not even know about Global Warming. lol.

[ishabibble]

Chicken Little in a straitjacket!

[G Larry]

GWSS = The stress resulting from scientists who know better trying to convince others of their lies.
They feel guilty rationalizing that limiting industry and population growth justifies their false correlations and campain to increase their own funding.

[CPOSharky]

Patient Zero: Al Gore

(This is The Onion, right? Heh, heh.))

[KoRn]

First we had increased zombie attacks and now this!

God help us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[almcbean]

Ron N. Hyde
Center for the Especially Disturbed

Methinks that Mr. Briggs has his tongue firmly implanted in cheek. Check his article on increased zombie activity due to GW.

[metesky]

“Since April, there is been a 32.817% increase in public cases of GWSS,” he explained.

I'm not going to start worrying until we get to 32.818%.

[Vor Lady]

There has been a disturbing increase in Global Warming Stress Syndrome (GWSS, pronounced gwiss) according to Dr. Ron N. Hyde, a clinical psychologist at the prestigious McKitrick Center for the Especially Disturbed.

This sounds like the premise for a bad movie.

[maggief]

Dr. Hyde described typical symptoms: “A belief that mankind causes every bad event, excessive hand-wringing, frequent bowel movements, a tendency to lurk on internet message boards and post things such as, ‘There is a consensus! There is a consensus!’, an irrational desire to measure one’s personal ‘carbon footprint.’” But the most worrying of all is the, “Urge to make idiotic comments in public tying global warming to any event.”

LOL!