Here's a Penn Alumni site profile:
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Gons Gutierrez Nachman ESQ (1995)
APO, Armed Forces Europe
Profile Last Updated on: Oct 23 2007
That name, Gons Nachman, reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with Kramer mistakenly receiving a vanity license plate ordered by a proctologist: A$$MAN. Only this guy is "go snachman."
Ew.
One vanity tag here in the Richmond area....Milfman
So if he has an “Esq” after his name and he is 42 now, he would have been 29 when he was going nudist on the lawn at UPenn in 1995, which prolly means he was about to graduate from law school at the time. It was just under 4 years too early for a prospective employer to Google the guy. Not that public nudity is any bar to the bar these days.