They instantly are transformed into these fiends filled with utter self-righteous certitude that now that they're here that not one more structure should ever be permitted and that any of us who raised our children here should force said children to go down to the metro-sexual regions to find employment and work their way back up to ever having an home up here where they were raised because they might move in next door, or create too much traffic for the newly arrived FLATLANDER that swears the only way they're ever leavin is in a pine box!!! (shall we enter that lengthy sentence into the Guiness Book of world records?)