LOL no scientific questions allowed!
Woof, this is one of those times to be careful not to point a finger of derision at yourself. As I'm certain others will post on this thread, there is PLENTY of well documented evidence that wood can indeed petrify in very short periods of time. If you don't believe that, check it out.
Contrary to what you might believe, Christians embrace science, not fear it.
MM (in TX)