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I for one hope one of our finest comes back and invents Allah Bacon.
Been thinking about it. Middle East is NEVER happy. Bacon makes you happy. Middle East needs BACON!
What better than Allah BACON!
OHHHHH even better... HALAL and KOSHER BACON!
I find the thought of something called a BACON BOMB to be a good idea. The KOSHER-RUDE could lob em one direction.... The CAMEL-AMOROUS could lob them the other direction.