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Baines told officers he was moving to Las Vegas and forgot the cutter was in the book.

Give this man an award for funniest statement of the year.

Hey, give him a break, everyone knows that a good boxcutter is hard to find in Vegas.

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When the TSA found my plastic dagger (on the 3rd leg of a trip) all they did was ask if I wanted to forfeit it.

I did. It seemed like the prudent thing to do at the time...