Yep. And yet, the presumptuous headline remains. Seems I read something about this in “How to lie with statistics.”
Everyone present said they supported Paul and two of them told me they had been in the military, and had carried secret missions for the CIA until they pried the microchips out of their heads and escaped.
As a result, my crack statistical analysis tells me that military support for Ron Paul is 100%.
NO! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT RON PAUL! REALLY! THERE ARE! THEY”RE OUT THERE! HE’S NOT A NUT JOB! HE HAS OUTLASTED OTHER CANDIDATES! HE HAS RAISED MORE MONEY THAN ANYONE ELSE! HE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE CONSTITUTION! THE MILITARY REALLY LOVES HIM!
Jeez. Did I forget anything? Oh yeah...
CODE PINKOS REALLY DON’T SUPPORT HIM! HE’S NOT AN ISOLATIONIST! RONALD REAGAN WOULD VOTE FOR HIM!
I’m sure there are more. On the basis of this data, SURELY it means the military overwhelmingly supports Ron Paul, right? Right?
Yeah. Right.