Good Lord ‘Ahmighty, Colonel! Where’s he been? Hope he suits up and gets out on the field.
With such miserable candidates on both sides, we’d at least have fun. But one thing escapes me: What’s Nader’s wife’s name? Hmm? Isn’t there a Mrs. Nader??????? Huh? Who’s gonna’ be first “lady”?
Several 19th-century Presidents (Jefferson, Jackson, Van Buren, and Arthur) were widowers while in the White House, so they had to find someone else to carry out the social duties of the First Lady. Nader might turn to Cindy Sheehan.
Maybe Ralph has a cat.