D’oh! I had to cut down the title. The boyfriend is accused of arson.
Flameing.
They don’t call them flaming for nothin...
Hell hath no fury like a homo spurned?
“San Francisco’s historic fire chief’s residence was trashed Friday night in what authorities”
Any idea how old the historic fire chief is?
Okay, I'm going to object to that. Screwball yoot comedies to the contrary, bed arson and smearing canned goods on the walls have actually been relatively rare at the fraternity parties I've attended. Not even that much overturning of furniture.
Let’s face it, when you allow something as sick as homosexuality and those that practice it to be considered mainstream you are surely sliding into an abyss.
I was originally led to be a chiropractor because I was told I had "healing hands" by Dr. Betty Jane McNabb as I massaged her by her pool at a party. Later that day she gave me my first chiropractic adjustment. It was a life-altering experience. Wow!! For the first time, at age 19, I felt alive!!! The power was finally turned on. Betty explained to me that the Power that created the body could heal the body. I chose to devote my life to the healing arts because I always knew that I wanted to make a difference in the quality of people's lives. Now I knew how to do that. I wanted everyone to feel as good, or better, than I did that day and ever since.
I am grateful I did so because I have seen thousands of people heal and improve their health, relationships, and quality of their lives right in my own hands! I am humbled by the miracles I have witnessed.
I believe with all my heart in the principle of chiropractic, which is that health is more than an absence of pain, symptoms, and disease. Health is about feeling good, successful, and happy throughout your life. Chiropractic adheres to the vitalistic philosophy of health, which is that we are more than the sum of our parts. Quantum physics and science can now explain how chiropractic works. Vitality is an inside-out, top-to-bottom occurrence. When we remove the interference, the body can and will heal.
I believe with all my heart in how I practice and always strive to improve it. I believe I give a high quality service for a fair fee. I want to help people. I would like you to refer patients to me because I am committed to improving the quality of people's lives, healing the planet, and I know that ultimately you are committed to this, too. Together, you and I can help others create a better world for everyone.
The reason I established this clinic in the particular community is because I live here. Seattle is expanding spiritually and culturally, and it is prospering, all the while maintaining respect for Mother Earth. The purpose of this clinic is to teach everyone I can reach, so they, in turn, can teach others that good health is a choice and it is our own responsibility.
What seems to make this practice unique is our unconditional love and respect for each other, and that we are all on the journey of health. My personal promise to you is to continually improve my expertise to assist you in your healing process.
In good health,
Dr. Lance C. Farber
That's what kind of weirdo sets fire to a mattress and smears crushed tomatoes on walls at the San Francisco historic fire chief's house.