Posted on 02/24/2008 1:00:24 PM PST by LurkedLongEnough
According to this video all you have to do is catch one, rub his leg four times every five seconds for four hours and off he goes to socialize...
http://www.5min.com/Video/Why-do-locusts-swarm-11173
(””They are completely biased,” van Huis said. “They really have to change. I would urge other donor organizations to take a different attitude toward this ... It’s excellent food. It can be sustainable with precautions.” “)
Lead by example..?
Facinating!
Secret Tunnel Connects South Carolina To U.N.!
Reported November 23, 1997
Columbia, South Carolina USA
[I found this article in our local paper.]
A highly secret tunnel was found yesterday that connects the United Nations to a hitherto unknown UN sanctuary near Columbia, South Carolina.
The tunnel was discovered by a family that was enjoying a picnic lunch in the suburb town of Irmo. Irmo is four miles northwest of Columbia and has been suspected in the past of harboring U.N. fugitives. John Don Cooper and his family of nine stumbled across the camouflaged opening while foraging for branches to be used for their makeshift lean-to. Cooper said that his youngest son, Wayne Dwayne, crawled into the opening and started hollering for his daddy.
“I heard him yell, Daddy! Daddy!’, Cooper said. “So I just followed his voice and the next thing you know, there we was inside this man-made cave! I never seen nothing like it, except at Disney World when we went there two years ago!”
The tunnel was located in the parking lot of the Irmo K-Mart. Police spokesman Ralph Hightower told reporters that the opening had never been found before because of the fact that “nobody ever goes to K-Mart anymore now that Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club have opened up”, Hightower said. “It don’t surprise me none cause it’s been years since my family went to K-Mart.”
When the secret tunnel was found, Cooper immediately called 9-1-1 and the Irmo SWAT Team responded by storming K-Mart and the tunnel. The SWAT Team met little resistance and the battle lasted about four hours. Although the U.N. was forced out of Irmo, the tunnel branches out to many different, and still unknown, locations. The SWAT Team sealed the tunnel at the town limits of Irmo. Hightower said, “Well, the important thing is we got them out of our town. I don’t think they’ll be back cause we kicked their butts real good.”
Officials at the U.N. refused to comment on the confrontation. They also denied knowledge of the tunnel.
Which will, of course, spawn a new cadre of activists: PETI.
I see the meat and fish budget will go bust then. Great effort. /sarc
"Bugs. It's What's For Dinner."
Let them eat grubs!
Eeeeewwwww!! That's just nasty. I don't even like to see bugs, so I'm sure not going to eat them.
hmm I’ve got a better idea: if feeding cow parts to other cows for the protein content is the vector for spreading the prion that causes BSE (mad cow), how about we feed them bug protein instead and all enjoy some nice steaks afterward..?
WHAT is that? Please don't tell me it's worms and that the person in the pic just ate them. LOL
Bangkok, where crickets and bamboo worms are sold as food by street vendors.....HMMM. Rats, yeah. But I’ve never seen this.
Reminds me of the plate of “spaghetti” I was served at a banquet in Spain. But each strand had two little black dots at the end, which I thought was rather peculiar. Turns out to have been a heaping pile of baby eels. I just couldn’t stomach the thought of shoveling those things into my mouth, but my colleagues loved them.
Which sounds tastier:
Soylent grub, Soylent worm, or Soylent maggot?
Banana slug on a bun!
Let them eat Big Macs.
I hate to agree with anything that the slugs at the UN think might be a good idea, but bugs are a good source of protein and having eaten a few myself, I don’t see where it would be a bad thing, especially if some way existed to make them into a paste or additive that was a shelf stable food source. I would probably try it at least once...couldn’t be any worse than vegemite.
Looks like Lo Mein to me and lo mein it shall stay no matter what the poster says.
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