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Essentially none of the issues are unique to Islam. I propose in parallel corresponding accomodations for the benefit of Orthodox Christians, the Orthodox accomodation being given in bold, the quoted Muslim accomodation in plain text, and commentary in italics:

1. A Law against harrassment of Muslim women wearing Hijab at the Airport, DMV and other public arenas.

A Law against harrassment of Orthodox Christian women wearing traditaional headscarves at the Airport, DMV and other public arenas. The hijab is an extremist version of the notion of femine modesty the Muslims found in the surrounding Orthodox Christian culture when the jihad began, a notion of modesty in terms of head-wear that has its origins in St. Paul's writings.

2. Institute a Law to allow Muslim Employees to take a hours off from work for Friday Jummah [congregational] Prayer.

Institute a Law to allow Orthodox Christian Employees to take hours off from work for Sunday Divine Liturgy Well, absent blue laws, which have been struck down, Sunday mornings need protection, too.

3. Make the 2 Eid's [holidays to mark the end of Ramadan and the Festival of Sacrifice], recognized National Holidays on Calendars with days off from work.

Make Old Calendar Christmas, and Orthodox Great and Holy Friday recognized National Holidays on Calendars with days off from work.

4. Optional Halal meals in federal buildiings, public schools and colleges.

Optional meals acceptable under the Orthodox fasting typicon on all Orthodox fasts days in federal buildiings, public schools and colleges.

5. Provide prayer areas suitable for Salah [ritual prayer] and Jummah, in public and private facilities. (i.e. Malls, Airports, Universities and government buildings.)

Provide prayer areas suitable for the office of the Hours according to Orthodox usage, in public and private facilities. (i.e. Malls, Airports, Universites and government buildings.)

6. Organize a Muslim American group to assist in recommendations for US foreign policy affecting majority Muslim countries.

Organize an Orthodox Christian American group to assist in recommendations for US foreign policy affecting majority Orthodox Christian countries. In light of US policy in the Balkans, this seems a much more urgent need than the Muslim proposal.

I am sure Latin Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, adherents of various traditional African religions, practitioners of Chinese traditional religion, Scientologists, Wiccans, Nordic neo-pagans, Greco-Roman neo-pagans, neo-Druida, adherents of Santeria, . . . can all come up with similar accomodations they might wish for on behalf of their coreligionists (though, I suspect after the followers of Chinese traditional religion, the foreign policy advisory board becomes moot).

Welcome to the global Balkans. No, I am not seriously proposing that the world bend its schedule to us Orthodox Christians save (as it already does) where we form a majority of the local population, or a large enough minority that not adapting to our calendar would be bad for business. I do, however, think Muslim proposals of this sort should be met with counter-proposals from every religion under the sun as a reductio ad absurdum.