The Goffney Twins.
Didn't see this posted. It's just too rich with anecdotes to resist.
1 posted on
02/28/2008 7:28:08 AM PST by
Drew68
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To: Drew68
32 posted on
02/28/2008 8:53:05 AM PST by
BJClinton
(Cthulu '08. Why vote for a lesser Evil?)
To: stylecouncilor
To: humblegunner; Squantos; Tijeras_Slim; TheMom; Larry Lucido
I told y’all humble and Squantos would get caught.
35 posted on
02/28/2008 9:51:58 AM PST by
Eaker
(If illegal immigrants were so great for an economy; Mexico would be building a wall to keep them in)
To: Drew68
Were they planting Obama campaign signs in those business?
36 posted on
02/28/2008 9:53:57 AM PST by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Drew68
I have to post this on my blog!
To: Drew68
Mmmm Doublemint twins...
To: Drew68
He lists several television appearances in his portfolio, including gigs as a "seat filler"... Please God, make it stop... I can't breathe.
By the way: how much do you think the state will have to pay them to leave prison once their terms are served?
42 posted on
02/28/2008 11:30:39 AM PST by
andy58-in-nh
(Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
To: Drew68
“While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage...After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.”
Uh, wow! That sounds like something out of an action movie!
These guys are creeps, but...imagine having the guts to smash a window with your head, then dive through it with enough force to tear out the steel frame, then swim WHILE handcuffed across a pond!
That guy coulda’ gone into the SEALS on guts alone!
Ed
45 posted on
02/28/2008 12:06:30 PM PST by
Sir_Ed
To: Drew68
lol the bone smugglers strike again!
49 posted on
02/28/2008 3:25:21 PM PST by
ovrtaxt
(Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
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To: Drew68
Word on the street is that they left a trail...not exactly like bread crumbs...
55 posted on
02/28/2008 7:51:48 PM PST by
RavenATB
To: Drew68
Handsaw and an ax? I thought black guys didn't
need burglary tools to knock holes in the roof.
(No! BAD Rich!)
56 posted on
02/28/2008 7:55:19 PM PST by
RichInOC
(...William Frank Buckley, Jr., 11/24/25-2/27/08, R.I.P.)
To: Drew68
Nice look for the next Preparation H commercial...
57 posted on
02/28/2008 7:55:31 PM PST by
RavenATB
To: b4its2late
Gay incestuous porn ping....
63 posted on
02/29/2008 7:56:55 AM PST by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
To: Drew68
...but he said if they had chosen to further their career in porn, "They could have been huge."
64 posted on
02/29/2008 8:09:46 AM PST by
rake
("more rubble, less trouble" VD Hanson)
To: Drew68
Would have been a funnier headline if they broke in through the back door instead of the rooftop.
65 posted on
02/29/2008 8:10:39 AM PST by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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