The only reason we won,dude!
As far as I am concerned, whatever it takes.
Astology’s nonsense. Every informed person knows you have to study the entrails of a chicken to know for sure what’s gonna happen.
....when the moon is in the seventh house
....and Jupiter aligns with Mars...........
I’ve always heard the Nazis dabbled in the occult, I didn’t know the British dabbled back. Still, I think it was often a futile effort on their part - Hitler lied about his birthday and time of birth, as did his underlings. I’ve always maintained Goering had a Grand Air Trine, but maybe that’s just me.
What’s little known is that Bill Gates lead his company to the success it has become through astrology!
The simplest way to rid themselves of one more fortune teller then they needed would have been to start charging him a higher share of his income as a government fee. An Excess Prophets Tax is always discouraging.
I predicted that.
To this day when people talk about horoscopes, and their “signs” it gives me the creeps:
Today money matters are of utmost importance.
You will meet a mysterious person this week, so tuck in your shirt and pull your shoulders back.
Beware of geminis next month.
Bark at the moon on the 4th Friday of the month after washing your hair in cold water.
Jump on one leg for 15 minutes before breakfast on Wednesday for good luck, and excess income for your firstborn.
I visulaize Babs Streisand, Susan Srandon, half of ‘The View”, Oprah Winfrey and Jane Fonda “out to lunch” whenever I merely hear the word “horror-scope”.