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Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
The Metro (U.K.) ^ | March 04, 2008 | Staff

Posted on 03/04/2008 12:15:18 PM PST by jdm

A bikini model in Japan has been cleared of property destruction after an appeal court heard that her large breasts meant she couldn't have committed the crime.

Serena Kozakura – her professional name – was convicted in 2007 of kicking a hole in a man's door and crawling inside, supposedly because she was angry that he was with another woman.

However, in her defence, her counsel asked the court to compare the size of the hole in the door with Kozakura's 110cm bust – and suggested that she couldn't possibly have made it through the gap. Kozakura maintains that the man made the hole himself.

The presiding judge agreed that Kozakura's bosom made her alleged crime an impossibility, and quashed her conviction.

After the verdict, Kozakura credited her breasts with the victory.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Japan
KEYWORDS: innocent; model; tardping
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Photo at the link. You be the judge.
1 posted on 03/04/2008 12:15:21 PM PST by jdm
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To: jdm

More accurate to say the judge got off?


2 posted on 03/04/2008 12:16:20 PM PST by dinoparty
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To: jdm

If they do not fit you must acquit!


3 posted on 03/04/2008 12:16:22 PM PST by DBrow
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To: jdm

Got Milk?


4 posted on 03/04/2008 12:16:42 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Liberals want equality of outcome not opportunity.)
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To: jdm

The judge examined the evidence carefully.


5 posted on 03/04/2008 12:16:43 PM PST by WL-law
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To: jdm

Leaning towards NOT GUILTY at this point, but need a more complete photo for a final verdict!


6 posted on 03/04/2008 12:17:09 PM PST by catman67
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To: pissant; Perdogg

ping.


7 posted on 03/04/2008 12:17:36 PM PST by jdm (Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
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To: jdm

Yet a rat, because of its flexible skeleton, can fit through any hole big enough for its skull.


8 posted on 03/04/2008 12:17:52 PM PST by DBrow
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To: jdm

The breasts are not guilty.


9 posted on 03/04/2008 12:17:57 PM PST by dinoparty
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To: jdm

Has she had breast enhancement since 2007?


10 posted on 03/04/2008 12:18:01 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: jdm

Comments from the link:

If the tits don’t fit, you must acquit.

- Ranchguy, Highlands Ranch USA

She probably did it and got implants afterwards.

- Li Lu, Hampshire

Goodness, why do the big breasts have all the fun?

- Karen, Southampton, UK


11 posted on 03/04/2008 12:18:02 PM PST by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: jdm; martin_fierro; JRios1968; EveningStar; Slings and Arrows

Gentlemen, your ping lists!


12 posted on 03/04/2008 12:18:17 PM PST by BJClinton (RIP E.G.G.)
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To: jdm
A bikini model in Japan has been cleared of property destruction after an appeal court heard that her large breasts meant she couldn't have committed the crime.

When breasts go wrong PING!

13 posted on 03/04/2008 12:18:21 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: jdm

If the boob don;t fit, you must acquit


14 posted on 03/04/2008 12:18:22 PM PST by wilco200
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To: jdm

Not guilty!


15 posted on 03/04/2008 12:18:29 PM PST by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: jdm

What a coincidence, so do I!


16 posted on 03/04/2008 12:18:57 PM PST by Cali Redneck
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To: jdm

17 posted on 03/04/2008 12:18:57 PM PST by MarkeyD (Just another country bumpkin looking forward to Fred!)
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To: Cicero
That's a very good question!
18 posted on 03/04/2008 12:19:18 PM PST by jdm (Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
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To: jdm

I hafta run. Keep me abreast of the situation.


19 posted on 03/04/2008 12:19:23 PM PST by dinoparty
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To: jdm

Forty Three inches?


20 posted on 03/04/2008 12:20:00 PM PST by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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To: jdm

21 posted on 03/04/2008 12:20:36 PM PST by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: wilco200
This may be her. I've forgotten my kindergarten Japanese lessons.
22 posted on 03/04/2008 12:20:38 PM PST by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media Controls Our Party. Go, RINOS!)
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To: MarkeyD

Yeah, definitely not guilty...


23 posted on 03/04/2008 12:21:06 PM PST by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: jdm

After the verdict, Kozakura credited her breasts with the victory.

would double jeopardy apply here? I don’t know, from the pic...


24 posted on 03/04/2008 12:21:24 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
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To: GQuagmire

Look what I’ve done!!!!


25 posted on 03/04/2008 12:22:07 PM PST by jdm (Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
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To: jdm

She’s also the O’Henry candy bar heiress.


26 posted on 03/04/2008 12:22:27 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: NormsRevenge
Double Jeopardy?
27 posted on 03/04/2008 12:22:57 PM PST by jdm (Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
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To: jdm

OK, the breast are big but how big is the hole? The hole in the door.


28 posted on 03/04/2008 12:23:03 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: jdm
DDouble jeopardy
29 posted on 03/04/2008 12:23:59 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
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To: BJClinton; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts

Cue music!


30 posted on 03/04/2008 12:24:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
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To: Right Wing Assault

LOL.


31 posted on 03/04/2008 12:24:20 PM PST by jdm (Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Yeah, that’s more accurate!


32 posted on 03/04/2008 12:24:38 PM PST by jdm (Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
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To: jdm


"Your Honor, there was no way I could get under
the car to plant the explosive device."

.


33 posted on 03/04/2008 12:24:43 PM PST by OESY
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To: jdm
Nom Nom Nom *slurp* Not Guilty!!1!
34 posted on 03/04/2008 12:25:31 PM PST by catbertz
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To: jdm
was convicted in 2007 of kicking a hole in a man's door and crawling inside



"Now that sounds a little queer."
35 posted on 03/04/2008 12:25:57 PM PST by macamadamia ("The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity." Yeats)
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To: Cicero

That is the REAL heart of the case - are they real or adulturated?

If they are real she could have squeezed through. Silicone though, doesn’t compress as well.


36 posted on 03/04/2008 12:25:59 PM PST by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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To: jdm

I know my ABC’s and Ds ;-)


37 posted on 03/04/2008 12:26:14 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
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To: NormsRevenge

NOT GUILTY OF ANYTHING.


38 posted on 03/04/2008 12:27:44 PM PST by Ueriah
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To: Froufrou

Stricken speechless ping :-)


39 posted on 03/04/2008 12:28:20 PM PST by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: jdm

More like DDDouble jeopardy


40 posted on 03/04/2008 12:28:48 PM PST by spotbust1 (Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket TaЯd ping!

"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

List of Ping Lists

41 posted on 03/04/2008 12:28:55 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: jdm


Dateline 10/05/2006:
Female Motorist Suffers Head-On Collision, Saved by Massive Breasts

A 24-year-old Bulgarian woman is lucky to be alive after suffering a head-on collision, which saw the total destruction of both vehicles. The driver of the other car was badly hurt, but the young woman thankfully escaped serious injury.

In fact, her massive set of 40DD breasts were apparently instrumental in breaking the kinetic force of the impact, which protected her ribcage and vital organs from damage.

The only issue was the violent impact caused the silicon in her enormous endowments to immediately explode, creating an additional complication. A police expert recommended against using such a device in lieu of proper airbags.

.

42 posted on 03/04/2008 12:29:31 PM PST by OESY
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To: GQuagmire

Not Guilty!


43 posted on 03/04/2008 12:29:48 PM PST by The_Republican (You know why Chelsea Clinton is so Ugly? Because Janet Reno is her Father! LOL! - Mac is Back!)
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To: OESY

ROTFL!!!


44 posted on 03/04/2008 12:31:19 PM PST by jdm (Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
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To: jdm

Most amusing headline of the day!.................


45 posted on 03/04/2008 12:32:34 PM PST by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: jdm
Two not guilty's!

The defense case was a bust, which worked.

46 posted on 03/04/2008 12:33:43 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: DBrow
Innocence .... in the eye of the beholder, er jurror.

serena kozakura      

Serena Kozakura was convicted last year of property damage as a man claimed that she had kicked in a wooden door of his room and crawled inside - supposedly because she was furious that he was with another woman. The 38-year-old has a 44 inch bust and there was no way that she would have been able to fit through such a small opening. During the trial, her defense attorneys held up a plate the size of the hole and explained that Serena was too well endowed to have been able to get through. Serena had said previously that the man himself was the one who made the hole.

Judge Kunio Harada threw out the guilty verdict and did not believe the man’s account of what had happened. Kozakura said, “but it was my breasts that won in court”.

Kozakura went on the Asahi network and demonstrated how it was impossible for her fit through such a small opening.

Big busty pictures of Serena Kozakura are after the jump!

serena kozakura2 serena kozakura3 serena kozakura1 serena kozakura

 http://jeanettes-celebrity-corner.com/2008/03/04/serena-kozakura-japanese-model-with-big-breasts-pictures/

47 posted on 03/04/2008 12:34:18 PM PST by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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To: rightinthemiddle

Domo arigato.


48 posted on 03/04/2008 12:34:28 PM PST by tomswiftjr (Remember Pearl Harbor)
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To: jdm; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; countess; Gamecock; ..

“Real and Spectacular” Ping?


49 posted on 03/04/2008 12:34:46 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: jdm
From a comment at the link:

If the tits don't fit you must acquit!

50 posted on 03/04/2008 12:35:01 PM PST by pgkdan (Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions - G.K. Chesterton)
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