Died a virgin, no doubt.
His six kids are all scratching their heads at that comment.
He was married and had six kids.
“Died a virgin, no doubt.”
I think his wife, six children (three boys, three girls), and various grandchildren would be surprised to find out about that.
I got hooked on D&D at age 18 -— awaiting shipment to basic training. (I was in “red” zone or whatever they call the B.S. when you are hanging around for two weeks waiting for slots to open and periodically getting shots.)