[Kenny Bunk]

He’ll push that only if it comes with two men to push it so we don’t have to die from carbon emissions.

I am asking the Moderator to ban Doughty for all time! Didn't anyone notice he said, "Two men to push it?" Where's the diversity, Doughty?

When Algonquin J. Obama becomes our Presidente for Life, you will be sent to a Re-Education Camp, where hopefully you will learn politically correct speech.

It should be painfully obvious to you that when our Air Force leader accepts the Koom-by-Yah-1 for service, she will make sure that it is propelled into the air by an appropriately diverse crew, including many affirmative action appointees of all the sexes in the service, including a mixed-race gay married couple.

Of course. it goes without saying that the Koom-by-Yah-1 will be unarmed.

[Secret Agent Man]

I don’t think it could get off the ground if it WAS armed.

As far as the re-ed camps go, I doubt I’ll be there. I probably am on the red list or the blue list.

[DoughtyOne]

LOL...