Pay attention dearest,
I deal with weight issues as part of my job and your first paragraph proves you to be totally clueless as to what makes and creates body weight....it if was as simple as you’d say, lots of my colleges would be out of work.
But it’s not simple. While I have no pity for selfish, whiney, self absorbed morons, I do have tremendous sympathy for the poor people who have to endure their loutish behaviors.
As for your second paragraph,
My sympathies to your hand for having to provide you with sex...
You are an awful person that can't handle rational discussion of difficult subjects without resorting to vicious personal attacks.
Let me repeat, you cannot gain weight from NOTHING. Do you you understand the basics of energy production??? You cannot get fat if you eat the amount of calories your body NEEDS... not what you WANT. Geeez... this is really simple. If you indeed have a medical condition that MAKES you fat you would be in the very very small minority, and even then... eat less to match body needs, no weight gain.