"Oopsie!"
Posted on 03/15/2008 5:50:33 AM PDT by jdm
You remember when bonnie lass "Kristen," the girl who brought down a governor, was profiled this morning in the New York Times? They reported her age at 22, which seems about right. She's a lovely young thing, and, well, when you're paying you might as well buy the ripest fruit. (Oh God, ew, we hate ourselves for coming up with that metaphor.) But we've done some sleuthing, and we've discovered that two separate public identification records reveal that the only Ashley Youmans (the real name of "Kristen," a.k.a Ashley Alexandra Dupré) from the Jersey Shore (or anywhere in New Jersey) is actually 32. Now, we're not going to blame a girl for lowering her age on her résumé — she is, after all, a struggling singer and someone who, professionally, needs to have a reputation for not being able to hold her liquor. But still, knocking off ten years? Could this be true? How bad did she think the lighting was going to be in Room 871??
As my old drinking buddy used to say when he awoke with a real ‘dog’.
“She looked good in soft light”.
Especially if you're the Emperor.
"Oopsie!"
That's the one armed guy right?
But we’ve done some sleuthing, and we’ve discovered that two separate public identification records reveal —
Some people really don’t have anything productive to do with their lives.
I meant:
If you're paying thousands of dollars per hour for 22, your eyes are gonna see 22.
Especially if you're the Emperor.
A 23 year old in Wall Twp, NJ and Ashley Youman (her birth name) is in that year book. People who went to school with her are saying she is 23 according to other new reports...
I get that.
;)
Id still hit hit tho
Brings a whole new meaning to "the Emperor wears no clothes", now doesn't it?
I had a feeling she was way older than 22. Curious to find out for sure.
What? A whore lie about her age?
Nah . . .
My understanding is that she legally has changed her name to Dupre.
So, I did a trusty FREE Zabasearch.com examination.......love that site for looking for phone numbers etc.
And, the only Ashley Dupre in the entire United States that could possibly even be this person was from Worcester, MA and is.....22.
Coincidence?
Either she changed her age somehow or she was 32 based on the Youmans name. I could not find Youmans in Zabasearch, however. one of the few times it has failed.
She does look older than 22 though.
She doesn’t look 32, (I don’t think they have the right woman here) but that would make Mrs. Spitzer feel better if she is.
Why hasn’t this PROSTITUTE been arrested? Why is our society so sick that it would make a 15 min. star out of a paid whore?
It must be like Robin Williams said about cocaine. It's God's way of telling you that you have too much money. It's the same here. He had the money but couldn't see that what he was getting for it was, in the end, pretty ordinary.
I’ve always heard the term, “rode hard put up wet”? anyhow that is what she looks like to me.
From the pics I’ve seen, “Kristen” is definitely a “two face.” Just take her to the back booth, and stay off the front porch.
(Seinfeld ping. On or off, give us a name).
Ah, the ole’ bate and switch.
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