Posted on 03/17/2008 6:54:49 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
The thunderous applause was still ringing in his ears when the state's new governor, David Paterson, told the Daily News that he and his wife had extramarital affairs.
In a stunning revelation, both Paterson, 53, and his wife, Michelle, 46, acknowledged in a joint interview they each had intimate relationships with others during a rocky period in their marriage several years ago.
In the course of several interviews in the past few days, Paterson said he maintained a relationship for two or three years with "a woman other than my wife," beginning in 1999.
He is smart to get it out there now, rather than have this used against him. Now it’s basically a non story.
It's a Hillary's fault. LOL, for sure.
if they split up for a time and both did their own thing and then got back together, this really is their own business.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
What do they say, “Even a blind squirrel can find an acorn every once and a while.”
Well what do we do with the other half ?
In college we always said “a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2” because of beer goggles. But this guy could be with a total dog and never know it!
He’s blind. Maybe he thought she was his wife?
J/k. Nothing against Paterson’s blindness.
Did you read Dear Abby this morning ?
Democrats are degenerates we just dream. But if you lust in your heart you’ve already committed adultery, no win situation.
The john says," I am making love with my wife."
The cop says, "oh, I did not know."
"Neither did I", says the john,..."Until you shined the light on her face."
You know, I have thought all day about that term, ‘ridin’ dirty’. It would be a great hook to a song. I am working on it even as we speak.
DEAR ABBY: I am 27, and my wife, “Marybeth,” is 26. We recently went to my folks’ house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.
My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I’d sleep in my old room.
The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.
Abby, it wasn’t me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build.
I have talked to each of my brothers (they all know about this), but they won’t say who it was for fear of causing a rift between the guilty party and me. I told them that unless I find out who it was, there will be a permanent rift between all of us. (Marybeth still doesn’t know it wasn’t me.)
Now we know why he’s blind.
Oh great.
Of course it was, and she admitted to having done the same, apparently. But at least he didn't broadside her with a revelation for which she was totally unprepared.
What a bunch of disgusting sub humans. Ahhh the party of moral relativism strikes again.
Remember when Pat Nixon maybe having a fur coat was a scandal. Yes, and Checkers. The kids got to keep Checkers. All that stuff was passed off as scandals.
I really wanna go back to the '50's.
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