[Texas Songwriter]

I enjoy rectal jokes as well as anyone. One thing people might consider is how difficult these people (with anal problems) have it. Many are shut-ins. There is the odor problem they think they have. It is really a hardship on people.

Generally we do not give the anal sphinctor the respect it deserves.

[GSWarrior]

What do you think of the sphincter as a whole?

[CougarGA7]

Generally we do not give the anal sphinctor the respect it deserves.

Seriously, stop! You are right, but I now have the giggles.

[fanfan]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the hell was in charge.

I should be in charge, said the brain, Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.
I should be in charge, said the blood, Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.
I should be in charge, said the stomach, Because I process food and give all of you energy.
I should be in charge, said the legs, because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.
I should be in charge, said the eyes, Because I allow the body to see where it goes.
I should be in charge, said the rectum , Because I’m responsible for waste removal.

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,

* the stomach was bloated,
* the legs got wobbly,
* the eyes got watery,
* and the blood Was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story: The a hole is usually in charge! :)

[OldEagle]

"Generally we do not give the anal sphinctor the respect it deserves."

I don't care where you're from, that is a winner!