No, you weren’t...It reminded me of a story (allegedly a true one) I read , possibly on FR, in which a man tried to surprise his GF by “mailing” himself to her on Valentine’s day. Unfortunately, he neglected to secure an air supply...yep, he was dead when she opened the package. :-( I was afraid some young soldier had tried something similar-very relieved to learn otherwise.
This story brings me to tears and I love hearing them too, thank you for sharing!
God bless Mr Johnson and his family!