You might read up on the Tuskegee Syphilis experiment before you get too carried away about the absurdity of it all.
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0762136.html
Or for that matter the CIA giving LSD to unsuspecting folks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKULTRA
Or the FBI activities re Martin Luther King.
If you don’t believe these sources there are others.
Also take your patronizing tone and shove it.