Operation Chaos is working exactly as I had planned. Don't doubt me.
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351½ posted on 03/24/2008 2:30:16 PM EDT by Rush Limbaugh (Typical White Person
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To: Fawn
Better?
Posted on 03/24/2008 8:22:26 AM PDT by TSchmereL
Gets me all misty eyed...
You have way too much time on your hands!!!
Was that the General during Katrina quoted as saying "Stuck on Stupid"? His voice was quite familiar, and used similar expressions. I think Rush called him Carl...
Yeah.....Spank me came over too...lol
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Tres cool!
Found this on a blog posted 3/20- I’m not sure if the words are the same....
CHORUS:
Grandma got run over by Obama
On his way to Denver the other eve.
You might say Obama’s not a racist,
But as for me an’ Grandpa, we believe.
He’d been taking so much flak now,
From being buds with Pastor Wright.
Who spread his hate-speech ‘bout our nation,
Even though Obama’s mom was white.
When we found her the next morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had “racist” tattooed on her forehead,
And Obama’s footprints ‘cross her back.
CHORUS
Now we’re so proud of ol’ Obama,
He’d explained it oh so well.
There’s race problems in this country
But even Grandma’s racist
so what the hell! (Refrain)
It’s not a campaign without Grandma,
All the family’s dressed in black.
And we just can’t help but wonder
Who’s the next family member he’ll attack! (HE’LL ATTACK!)
CHORUS
I’ve warned all my friends and
neighbors,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never vote for POTUS,
A guy who won’t wear flags on his lapel.
Sing it, Grandpa!
That’s great!
Gives new meaning to the concept of running over one’s own grandmother to win an election.
2 1/2 ‘Rats
Operation Chaos is working exactly as I had planned. Don't doubt me.
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351½ posted on 03/24/2008 2:30:16 PM EDT by Rush Limbaugh (Typical White Person
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You are rich, didn’t you know that?
Yet you are so stupid, you need a bunch of theiving libs to tell you that you are.
It just flippin’ amazes me, that as libs sit around and tell us how we, in the midst of discussions with libs, are subject to lectures by them, on how they can take out money, and we are supposed to be oh, so, ok with that.
DemocRAT is the party of the thief! They should have a picture of the FRITO BANDITO on the party masthead.
Was a great basketball player. Pretty good amateur golfer. Does ads on TV for cell phones ... Remember the ad where one guy is sitting in a golfcart and phones a guy trying to make a putt? ... ‘Oh, I’m sorry. Were you busy?’ Guy in the golfcart is Sir Charles Barkley.
“Stick ‘em up and like it, Yankee!”
Donner Party, the world’s first Atkins’ dieters.
"She has been using the episode as an example of her foreign policy bona fides."
“I certainly do remember that trip to Bosnia, and as Togo said, there was a saying around the White House that if a place was too small, too poor, or too dangerous, the president couldn’t go, so send the First Lady,” she said last week. “That’s where we went. I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”
The wife of Bullsh*t Bill also has a problem with the truth. Next, we'll have her say "I did not ... have ... sexual ... relations ... with that woman, Miss Abedin, not once ..."
Ewwwwww.......
*snort* Great tagline there, Rush.
I been had, but it wuz fun.
This article Rush is reading sounds a lot like one written four years ago. Newspaper Recycling at its best!
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