Posted on 03/26/2008 2:59:01 AM PDT by kronos77
One time I was flying back from Hong Kong to Boston from a business trip. I was exhausted.
Then a terrorist gang of at least 200 people tried to take over the plane. I fought them all using my on board copy of the American Airlines In Flight magazine. Thank god, I had just watched Chuck Norris in “Delta Force 2- The Columbian Connection”. I was able to single handidly destroy AlQueda in America.
Whats that you say, upi were on the plane also and we actually just landed normally and they didn’t show “Delta Force 2”? Oh, I guess I just misspoke.
"But most of the time I am so much better, smarter, more attractive, richer, more articulate, better connected, and of course, modest and humble."
Hillary was conditioned by years of the press ignoring Bill's lies. He could say anything he wanted and the press would excuse it or let it slide.
What Hillary failed to realize was that Barack was the new magic person that would be protected, not her.
I heard the audio where she corrected her “mistake.” She did that phony laugh at the end.
Whenever she does her laugh track, a lie or a question on one of her dozens of scandals preceded it. She uses the disingenous laugh to make it seem like the question is ridiculous.
What a horrorible human being.
Her list of lies - someone should post these
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/03/hillarys_list_of_lies.html
Admitted Lies
• Chelsea was jogging around the Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. (She was in bed watching it on TV.)
• Hillary was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. (She admitted she was wrong. He climbed Mt. Everest five years after her birth.)
• She was under sniper fire in Bosnia. (A girl presented her with flowers at the foot of the ramp.)
• She learned in The Wall Street Journal how to make a killing in the futures market. (It didn’t cover the market back then.)
Whoppers She Won’t Confess To
• She didn’t know about the FALN pardons.
• She didn’t know that her brothers were being paid to get pardons that Clinton granted.
• Taking the White House gifts was a clerical error.
• She didn’t know that her staff would fire the travel office staff after she told them to do so.
• She didn’t know that the Peter Paul fundraiser in Hollywood in 2000 cost $700,000 more than she reported it had.
• She opposed NAFTA at the time.
• She was instrumental in the Irish peace process.
• She urged Bill to intervene in Rwanda.
• She played a role in the ‘90s economic recovery.
• The billing records showed up on their own.
• She thought Bill was innocent when the Monica scandal broke.
• She was always a Yankees fan.
• She had nothing to do with the New Square Hasidic pardons (after they voted for her 1,400-12 and she attended a meeting at the White House about the pardons).
• She negotiated for the release of refugees in Macedonia (who were released the day before she got there).
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