Posted on 03/26/2008 9:26:12 PM PDT by doug from upland
Did I tell you how I organized and piloted a relief mission to bring penicilin, amoxycilin, and 1,000,000 MREs for the starving Children™ of Bosnia? I remember like it was yesterday. The tiny island nation of Bosnia was alone in its war against fascism. America had yet to enter the war, but the Children™ cried for help and something had to be done. Did I mention the Children™? So I also brought 10,000,000 condoms on a tip from Donna Shalala.
When we entered Bosnian airspace the sky was filled with the Serbian Luftwaffe intent on shooting down our humanitarian expedition. Sinbad manned the rear gun turret and Sheryl Crow... mmm... womanned the belly turret. The flak was very heavy in that dark, cold and rainy night. We could see the bright flashes and black oily smoke of the bursting shells. We had never flown a night mission before. It was hell!
Sheryl begged that we abort the mission but this was one abortion I could not support. "We must press on!" I screamed into the intercom.
"What about lunch?" demanded Sinbad.
"Ask the nice Secret Service man, he has a bologna sandwich in his briefcase labeled The Football," I barked back at Sinbad.
Is it the Secret Service that carries The Football? Maybe it was that nice Coast Guard fellow.... I'm a little foggy on that detail.... Never mind, it's irrelevant.
Anyhow, I corkscrewed the C-47 down from eight miles high to evade the sniper ground fire. If anybody who has ever been on a snipe hunt, you know how difficult that can be. I made a perfect four-point landing. The crew called me "Slick." I thought it was nice to be compared to that singer from The Jefferson Airplane.
We taxied to the terminal and were met by heavy artillery, RPG, small arms, large arms, some legs and feet, and a nice little girl with flowers.
The flowers were just beautiful.
I cried.
It was my finest hour.
doug, you’re the great one! LOL
Funny video.
No. Gore discovered America.
Hillary discovered the internet.
Well, she wants to be right up there with the guys so there she is.
My question is if sleep deprivation caused her to lie so out and out blatantly would she even be able to WAKE UP to answer that call that comes in at 3am? She’s a joke and a half.
Not only this but Hillary is much too modest to talk about leading a group of soldiers to Iran to save potential hostages back when she worked for Ross Perot.
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