Friday, March 28, tomorrow morning...
at 7:00 AM
Give it to me straight, Doc... 
It is nothing but skanky beer, right? Right? Right!!!
No, Bender... 
it is your gallbot.
And it has... 
to come out.
Okay, if it has to come out... 
I'll be brave! Do it, Doc!
Ya'll leave... 
this could get nasty. I could slip and cut my pinkie!
Hold still, Bender... 
this could hurt.
Especially... 
with my astigmatism and bad aim.
To be continued... 
Well, I sure do hope so!
1 posted on
03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by
Bender2
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To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; honolulugal; Dysart; ..
Shout at ya'll...
when I get back.
2 posted on
03/27/2008 1:37:56 PM PDT by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
....Is there, any truth to.....too much "IRON CITY BEER" ? :D
give a shout, when your out. :^)
4 posted on
03/27/2008 1:41:21 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you...our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
To: Bender2
I’ll say a prayer for you.
5 posted on
03/27/2008 1:41:59 PM PDT by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Bender2
Oh, no!
Don’t let them cut off your, um, whatever you call it.
7 posted on
03/27/2008 1:43:35 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Still looking for UART at FX1050)
To: Bender2
Best of luck and a little prayer your direction! Dried, they make great Christmas ornaments. Or so I’m told...
To: Bender2
Oh, man. Have ‘em slip you a new liver while they are in there. I good reprogramming wouldn’t hurt either.
But seriesly, best wishes and looking forward to your hasty return and constant pings.
12 posted on
03/27/2008 1:53:01 PM PDT by
Dysart
To: Bender2
Don’t let the doctor leave any wrenches inside.
13 posted on
03/27/2008 1:53:34 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Bender2
Looks and sounds gut-wrenching. Best o’ luck to you, my mechanical FRiend...
To: Bender2
Feel better, Bender! Quick! (And uh...that’s an order.)
Jenny
To: Bender2
I hope you remembered to get comprehensive insurance.
21 posted on
03/27/2008 1:57:49 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(Yeah... Sure... McCain. Why not.)
To: Bender2
“this really yucky discharge!”
Not from yer shiny metal ass??????
22 posted on
03/27/2008 1:58:07 PM PDT by
Grunthor
(I promise in November to be just as loyal to the GOP as Juan McAmnesty has been)
To: Bender2
Good luck. I'm glad you decided not to try to do it yourself.
23 posted on
03/27/2008 1:58:41 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
To: Bender2
Will have you in prayer, Godspeed.
24 posted on
03/27/2008 1:59:08 PM PDT by
Grunthor
(I promise in November to be just as loyal to the GOP as Juan McAmnesty has been)
To: Bender2
If nothing else, now I hear they can cut out all your insides, fix up whatever’s wrong in there, then put them all back!
Piece of cake.
Had my gall bladder removed. Never missed it and it’s been forty years now.
25 posted on
03/27/2008 1:59:11 PM PDT by
Fishtalk
To: Bender2
Those sergers make great stitches. But how you gonna fit under the needle?
28 posted on
03/27/2008 2:03:44 PM PDT by
IM2MAD
To: Bender2
Be sure you understand the procedure.
29 posted on
03/27/2008 2:03:46 PM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
To: Bender2
Good luck to you on the surgery, Mr. B.
To: Bender2
Hmmm. Yer gallbot has to come out?
I guess this means yer gonna be beside yerself
To: Bender2
Good luck, big guy! I’ll keep the beer cold and the motor oil warm until you’re back on your feet.
BTW, absolutely LOVED your four-part episode last Sunday night. Woo-freakin-hoo! It’s back!
33 posted on
03/27/2008 2:05:56 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: Bender2
37 posted on
03/27/2008 2:10:52 PM PDT by
techcor
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