Those 4-hour long erections keep the ER nurses laughing!
That condition is no laughing matter, though. It can potentially permanently damage your Johnson.
That actually happened to my brothers’ friend and his girlfriend. About 1 hr in, he was saying that he ought to go to the hospital. She said, “in a minute.” At two hrs, he was ready to drive himself, she wouldn't “let him up.” At three hours satiated, she finally consented and took him to the ER.
Many years ago I had a customer disappear for awhile. When he returned, the poor guy looked like death warmed over.
He had just suffered through several days of priapism and told us, when we stopped laughing, that he would have gladly eaten a bullet to get rid of the pain.
The jokes became a little hollow the more we looked at his face, but it was just not possible to avoid laughing.
Michael Frazier
What’s the big deal about 4-hour erections? I’m pretty sure I had an erection from my junior year of high school till I graduated from college.
Someone mentioned that warning from the commercials the other day, "If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours seek immediate medical attention." What everyone said was if they had that happen they'd immediately go buy lottery tickets. It's obviously their lucky day!