[Beowulf9]

Did anyone notice he wasn’t attending services on Easter but having a tropical vacation.

[Godwin1]

Good point. And not in Hawaii, where his aged grandmother—the one who raised him from the age of ten—lives. Obama, after 20 years of exposure to Wright, has concluded that his maternal grandmother is a racist, a “typical white person.” She spent her Easter alone. Michelle is uncomfortable around white people anyway: said so in her Princeton thesis. And the kids, well they've been brought up in Wright’s Church and would fear that great grandma would try to infect them with AIDS or force them to take crack or heroin.

[Philo-Junius]

He’s Christian insofar as he belongs to a church with Muslim parishioners.

No creed = Christianity in one’s own image.