[DryFly]

Man holding cat enters.
Compère: That is Tiddles, I believe?
Man: Yes, this is Tiddles.
Compère: Yes, and what does she do?
Man: She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water.
Compère: By herself?
Man: No, I fling her.
Compère: Well that’s extremely interesting, Ladies and gentlemen

[redheadtoo]

No, I fling her.

lol

Once, as a kid, I flung back the cover of my bed unaware that my cat was sleeping on it. She also flew though the air. However there was no bucket of water for her to land in. She just crashed into the closet door.

Luckily cats are made out of rubber.