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Ted Turner: Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism
Newsbusters.org ^ | April 2, 2008 | Brent Baker

Posted on 04/02/2008 1:08:30 PM PDT by Alouette

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To: Alouette

Something’s been eating Ted’s brains for years now.


21 posted on 04/02/2008 1:14:51 PM PDT by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: Alouette

Ted Turner: American Patriot! /s

22 posted on 04/02/2008 1:15:22 PM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: Rummyfan
Advanced Demensia. (intentional spelling)
23 posted on 04/02/2008 1:16:38 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedanism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
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To: PetroniusMaximus

“LOL” just doesn’t do justice to that...


24 posted on 04/02/2008 1:16:55 PM PDT by pigsmith (Viewing life as a gift from God, I tend to regard self-defense more as an obligation.)
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To: Alouette

Well so much for the old saying “You gotta be smart to be rich.” This guy is a nut.


25 posted on 04/02/2008 1:17:01 PM PDT by deuteronlmy232 (And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment!)
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To: AuntB

25 years ago these same people had us convinced the world would end soon because of nuclear war, thanks mostly to Reagan. The Soviets, of course, were sweethearts.


26 posted on 04/02/2008 1:17:03 PM PDT by TNCMAXQ
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To: Alouette

I think they need to name a sickness after ol’ Ted.


27 posted on 04/02/2008 1:17:20 PM PDT by McKayopectate
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To: Alouette
Speaking of cannibalism , who ate that guy brain years ago ?
Jane Fonda ?
28 posted on 04/02/2008 1:17:49 PM PDT by ncalburt
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To: Alouette

“if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we’d be doing the same thing.”

wrong! we have 20 million illegals here and we dont do squat but offer them meal cards


29 posted on 04/02/2008 1:17:59 PM PDT by stan_sipple
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To: Alouette

So looney, even Hanoi Jane left him.


30 posted on 04/02/2008 1:18:15 PM PDT by Slapshot68
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To: Alouette
Ted Turner: Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism

Eat me

31 posted on 04/02/2008 1:18:44 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Alouette
"...and those who don't die “will be cannibals.”

I guess that means I should look for some menu changes in the near future at my neighborhood Ted's Montana Grill

32 posted on 04/02/2008 1:19:10 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Alouette

IMHO, Ted’s elevator does not reach the top floor, the lights are on, but no one is home, you know what I mean.


33 posted on 04/02/2008 1:19:18 PM PDT by alarm rider ("Difficile est saturam non scibere" -- it's difficult not to write satire.)
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To: Bobkk47

Not as rich as he once was...


34 posted on 04/02/2008 1:19:30 PM PDT by Spouting Horn
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To: AuntB

The funny thing is that, mathematically, everyone in the world could live in the state of Texas, 4 people to a house, each house on 1/4 acre of land.

If I’m off, it’s not by much.


35 posted on 04/02/2008 1:19:32 PM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: VeniVidiVici
He slipped once and said that the oceans would rise 8 inches, and vast areas of the Earth would become desert.

In 1994 Ted Danson said if global Warming continued, life as we knew it would end in 10 years.

36 posted on 04/02/2008 1:19:36 PM PDT by AU72
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To: Alouette

Great, I’ve already got a list of people I want to eat. ;)


37 posted on 04/02/2008 1:19:52 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat ((I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!))
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To: Slings and Arrows

This lunacy deserves a Slings and Arrows ping.


38 posted on 04/02/2008 1:19:53 PM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: Alouette

Please dear Lord, let Ted be the appetizer!


39 posted on 04/02/2008 1:20:46 PM PDT by austinaero
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To: Alouette

Hey Turner! Eat me!!!!!

(oops, never mind.....)


40 posted on 04/02/2008 1:20:52 PM PDT by billygoatgruff
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