[scouse]

If she spit on me she would forever become known as “that toothless model”,

Were it I on whom she spat she would equally be known as the, "One eyed toothless model with that terrible limp".

[Lazamataz]

"If she spit on me she would forever become known as “that toothless model”,"

Were it I on whom she spat she would equally be known as the, "One eyed toothless model with that terrible limp".

T'were it *I* upon whom she spat, she would be known as the "Double-amputee deaf toothless model who holds the leash to her seeing eye dog in the hook she has that serves as a replacement for her missing hand"... Verily I say unto thee, anon.

[mathurine]

If she spit on me I think I would have to swallow my pride and hire John Edwards or some other democrat trial lawyer to sue. Looks like about 35M worth of mental anguish and all that, at least, more if she’s got it.