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Sonny Bono 'assassinated' by hitmen
Herald Sun ^ | 4 April 2008

Posted on 04/03/2008 6:20:33 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher

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Could this be true???
1 posted on 04/03/2008 6:20:34 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

It says April 4, not April 1. Who screwed up?


2 posted on 04/03/2008 6:22:22 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken (Seldom right but never in doubt)
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To: Aussie Dasher

It was the Russian mafia.


3 posted on 04/03/2008 6:23:20 PM PDT by Tailgunner Joe
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It’s always seemed a bit strange to me that an expert skier would slam into a tree hard enough to kill him instantly.


4 posted on 04/03/2008 6:23:34 PM PDT by Savage Beast ("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Aussie Dasher

The men on the snowy knoll.


5 posted on 04/03/2008 6:23:38 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Aussie Dasher

I doubt it.

I would look for a trail back to this guy, Gunderson’s, publiscist.


6 posted on 04/03/2008 6:24:25 PM PDT by incredulous joe
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Wasn’t that the year that one of the Kennedy’s also died of a skiing accident? If so, is there a link?


7 posted on 04/03/2008 6:25:00 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Aussie Dasher

And it seems unlikely than a non-expert skier would be going fast enough.


8 posted on 04/03/2008 6:25:28 PM PDT by Savage Beast ("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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Maybe Kookcinich knows the answer.


9 posted on 04/03/2008 6:25:58 PM PDT by jazusamo (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)
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To: Savage Beast

I always wondered that myself.


10 posted on 04/03/2008 6:26:49 PM PDT by svcw (I reject your reality and substitute my own.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Gee, a whole new conspiracy I can sink my teeth into! ;-)


11 posted on 04/03/2008 6:26:52 PM PDT by doc1019 (God is in control ... not Global Warming.)
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12 posted on 04/03/2008 6:27:20 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Anything is possible.


13 posted on 04/03/2008 6:27:42 PM PDT by cubreporter
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Ha! Have you ever been on a ski slope? A couple of mafia thugs would stand out like a sore thumb. How would they know where he was going to be on a slope with dozens if not hundreds of other skiers?

Someone’s watched too many bad James bond flicks.


14 posted on 04/03/2008 6:29:10 PM PDT by Seruzawa (A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.)
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To: Savage Beast
It’s always seemed a bit strange to me that an expert skier would slam into a tree hard enough to kill him instantly.

If he hit a patch of ice, all the experience in the world wouldn't have saved him. A young man who was a ski instructor at a local town ski area did the same thing; hit a patch of ice and ran into a tree.

Seems like someone is just trying to trade on some peoples' tendency to believe in conspiracies to sell a book.

15 posted on 04/03/2008 6:30:11 PM PDT by SuziQ
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He was Dorothy Kilgallened.

16 posted on 04/03/2008 6:30:43 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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Actually, this story is true, except for one important point: the hitmen had nothing to do with drugs or guns. They were hired by a group of people still suffering the after effects of being forced to watch the Sonny and Cher show as children, which caused them untold emotional scars and completely destroyed their ability to enjoy music. Ladies and Gentlemen, this was a revenge killing.


17 posted on 04/03/2008 6:30:52 PM PDT by JewishRighter (Why, oh Why can't it be Hunter???)
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I think it was Cher’s plastic surgeon. He wanted to get rid of everyone who remembers what she actually looked like.


18 posted on 04/03/2008 6:32:06 PM PDT by EternalVigilance ("I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good president." - John McCain)
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They got him, babe.


19 posted on 04/03/2008 6:32:41 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (We've checked, and all your zeroes are OK. We're still working on your ones.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Fifteen Minutes of Fame alert.


20 posted on 04/03/2008 6:32:55 PM PDT by EggsAckley
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